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تفاوت زمین خوردن دخترا با پسرا

پسر در حال دویدن…
زااااارت (صدای زمین خوردن)
رفیق پسر: اوه اوه شاسکول چت شد؟
خاک بر سرت آبرومونو بردی الاغ، پاشو گمشو!
(شپلخخخخخ “صدای پس گردنی”)
یک رهگذر: چیزی مصرف کردی؟یکم کمتر میزدی خب!!
یک خانوم جوان رهگذر: ایییییش پسر دست و پا چلفتیِ خنگ!
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دختر در حال راه رفتن…

دوفففففففسک (زمین خوردن به دلیل نقص فنی در قسمت پاشنه کفش)
رفیق دختر: آخ جیگرم خوبی؟ فدات شم! الهی بمیرم! چی شدی تو یهو؟ وااااااااااای…
یک رهگذر: دخترم خوبی؟ فشارت افتاده؟ میخوای برسونمت دکتری جایی؟
یک پسر جوان رهگذر: ای وای خانوم حالتون خوبه؟ دستتونو بدین به من!
من ماشینم همینجا پارکه یه لحظه وایسین،با این وضع که دیگه نمیتونین پیاده برین!!



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